With all of your drinking, gambling, buffet-eating, and second-hand smoke inhaling in Vegas, your heart and arteries are gonna be beggin' for a workout to purge the sins!
In this land of bigger is better, you are among the largest resorts in the world and some of the best hotel workout centers in the country. So take advantage of them. Think how much more you will enjoy that filet and Cosmo with a solid conditioning under your belt. If you subscribe to the philosophy that "whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," a daily detox will ensure you don't bring any extra pounds home, either.
It's Vegas baby! Work out hard, play hard!